September 2010
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Vegas, baby!
A Vegas ad just told me to enjoy the “smart opulence” at some hotel. Because there’s nothing worse than opulence being a total dumb-ass.
“Hotel bathrobe got me feeling like a king!”
– kanyewest
Chris Nolan is working on an "Inception" video... →
If the shoe fits, wear it.
But please be advised you’ll look like an idiot with that one shoe on.
gifparty:
Keep your ear to the ground
because I don’t want your ugly face in my line of vision.
Don't throw bricks if you live in a glass house.
Any other house, however, and this behavior is totally acceptable.
I want a retired endurance runner to write a...
FOOTBALL SEASON!
I can’t wait for the team I favor to use their collective skills and score those points that help them win! Big fan of that!
Dear Orthodox Jews:
I know you don’t think I’m a REAL Jew, but can we at least agree to use REAL crosswalks?
“the LA Comedy Festival presents: The Younger Statesmen!...”
– YoungRStatesmen
The new Kings of Leon video is disturbingly... →
Why won't the Subway Sandwich Artists say "I love...
Dear Friday: fuck you for not being Saturday. ...
Victorian Era Orgasm Yells
Soot and lamplight!
Whiskey and sword-canes!
White ankles and curry!
Barristers and pineapples!
Topiary and parasols!
Beggars and cloaks!
I celebrate our sexual activity almost as much as I do our advancements in science and technology!
“Servants and cheese! #VictorianEraOrgasmYells”
– pattonoswalt
Just found out there was a Hannah Barbera cartoon... →
Confession: I don't even know where "the flip...
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