A Vegas ad just told me to enjoy the “smart opulence” at some hotel. Because there’s nothing worse than opulence being a total dumb-ass.
Hotel bathrobe got me feeling like a king!– kanyewest
Chris Nolan is working on an "Inception" video... →
If the shoe fits, wear it.
But please be advised you’ll look like an idiot with that one shoe on.
Keep your ear to the ground
because I don’t want your ugly face in my line of vision.
Don't throw bricks if you live in a glass house.
Any other house, however, and this behavior is totally acceptable.
I want a retired endurance runner to write a...
I can’t wait for the team I favor to use their collective skills and score those points that help them win! Big fan of that!
Dear Orthodox Jews:
I know you don’t think I’m a REAL Jew, but can we at least agree to use REAL crosswalks?
the LA Comedy Festival presents: The Younger Statesmen!...– YoungRStatesmen
The new Kings of Leon video is disturbingly... →
Why won't the Subway Sandwich Artists say "I love...
Dear Friday: fuck you for not being Saturday. ...
Victorian Era Orgasm Yells
Soot and lamplight! Whiskey and sword-canes! White ankles and curry! Barristers and pineapples! Topiary and parasols! Beggars and cloaks! I celebrate our sexual activity almost as much as I do our advancements in science and technology!
Servants and cheese! #VictorianEraOrgasmYells– pattonoswalt
Just found out there was a Hannah Barbera cartoon... →
Confession: I don't even know where "the flip...