September 2010
Oh hello, new anthem for life. Great to meet you. @hypem http://awe.sm/59uoj
– DavidKantrowitz
August 2010
Do you think the band Hot Hot Heat has posted some...
Personalize your Arcade Fire music video? Yes... →
For a while I thought "Hurricane Earl" was some...
At Work:
We give all our interns nicknames, such as D-Dubz, A-Yo, and Papa Bear. Papa Bear is the only one that makes sense. He’s a hugger.
There are a few “gritty reboots” in the works based on Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hide. Because his original murdering and drug abuse wasn’t enough.
Here's the real question:
Why not buy the cow, regardless of all that free milk? I mean, if it’s a reasonable price, and if you have the space for it, then why not? It just sounds like a good investment for you, that’s all.
It's totally reasonable
to be afraid of the dark. You don’t know what’s out there; it’s too fucking dark.
There's a mustachioed man at work who always wears... →
When a nun dies does her obituary say she is survived by her husband God?
– eriklatshaw
if clubs started hosting a "dance ironically...
my friends and I would totally own that shit.
You are about to have yourself a cry. →
Danny Tieger is back from Cambodia, where he wrote songs with children and...
– TYSComedy
If you like some Christopher Loyd sprinkled in...
Dear Sufjan Stevens: Totally, man. I mean, what...
Don = out. Peggy = in.
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For Awesome People With Sexy Secrets →
"What do you mean cut the red chord? THEY'RE ALL...
American Apparel is bankrupt? Now who's left to...
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I like to play a game when I'm at the Kibitz Room...
Our @NewYorker Cartoon Caption video will change the way you see New Yorker...
– TYSComedy
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Just went to a pool party where I didn't know...
Tonight, will everyone waiting in line for the...
I’ve almost been run over by 4 Asian people in the past 2 days. Why is...
– MrDonaldGlover
Would rather be called bitch than ma’am.
– WendyLiebman
Comedy Death Ray Radio →
w/ Bob Odenkirk (click above to listen)
new favorite Marvel villain: The Constrictor. He...
When I smoke weed and play the flute I’m hifalutin.
– totallyallen
If you went back to the 90s & told me that I'd...
A little piece of me dies inside whenever I hear...
When Jaden was born do you think Will Smith shouted “Welcome to...
– ohmattschwartz
Dear Disgruntled Man At The Vending Machine: since...
When I'm driving, I refer to "lanes" as "teams." ...